In which The Fish tries Kava and decides he likes it very much. Yes, very much indeed.
Kava is the king of all legal mind altering drinks, one just needs to be able to drink what tastes like a cup of mud water to be transported to a very happy place. Well, maybe three or eight cups to start with, but unlike alcohol, the more often that one imbibes, the less it takes to produce the desired effect. The Fish highly recommends this traditional drink from the South Pacific. Check with me first for laboratory tested procedures though. Also if anyone wants to research this further The Fish recommends Getting Stoned With Savages by J. Maarten Troost and I have several peer-reviewed journal articles that I can share if requested.